All rights reserved. Except for that time I rode the mechanical bull at that bar. No. I can't, Cleveland, I got a date with Lois. Don't worry, Peter. Peter, what the hell are you doing? It's possible that when we went back in time, we somehow altered the past. All right, don't freak out, Peter. Peter, the Country Club Dance is where Lois said she fell in love with Quagmire. Obviously, I made the right choice when I married you. Could you let me go back in time and be 18 again? Tonight on The Tonight Show, movie star George Clooney. Directed by Pete Michels, James Purdum, Peter Shin. I figured Scott Baio was androgynous enough that we... And Zapped! sucks. Never gonna give Never gonna give Give you up Never gonna give Never gonna give Give you up Never gonna give... And I'm touched that you went through so much trouble just to be with me. I like having a family. Who the hell are you?! This line represents the normal flow of events. How's the garage sale going? Family Guy Transcripts, 2015, Complete Transcripts, and 3 more Fox Complete Finished Transcripts Quagmire's Mom Edit History Talk (0) Comments Share watch 01:20 The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? no. Mr. Griffin, what I do with my husband is none of your business. 1 Meet the Quagmires ⦠About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features I'm afraid she's got her father's libido. But at least don't make me wait up all night for you. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. Mr. Griffin, what I do with my husband is none of your business. We've been married for 20 years. I haven't screw up this bad since I bought Joe Piscopo that barbell set. We've got to find a way to summon Death and quick. Brian, going back in time ruined my life. I mean, it's only visible if you're looking from exactly the right angle, like the entrance to Hogwarts. Wow, you're the biggest star in the world right now. Peter, what the hell are you doing? tonight? I'm not doing it again. Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died. Oh, my God! You had your chance with me and you blew it. All right, don't freak out, Peter. You mean that quintessentially '80s guy with his collar turned up all the way? » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy. Peter and Cleveland dance to ⦠When he kissed me that night at the Country Club Dance, I knew we'd be together forever. Brian, going back in time ruined my life. And, hey, let's just all be grateful that things are completely back to normal again. Meet George Jetson His boy Elroy Daughter Judy Jane his wife. We've got to get Death to send us back to 1984 again so I can undo what I did. Wow, that cameraman has nice strong arms. Well, maybe you should just go by yourself. Wow, that cameraman has nice strong arms. [crying] You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny Sides! Stay tuned for President Ronald Reagan's weekly radio address. And I'll tell you another thing that worries me. The guitar on "Earth Angel" can still be heard even when Brian is clearly not playing. Geez, Brian, that's more ridiculous than the theory of why Tom Cruise runs in all his movies. Connect your Spotify account to your Last.fm account and scrobble everything you listen to, from any Spotify app I mean, with Bush, we didn't have flying cars that run on vegetable oil. Cleveland, it was amazing. You're on your own. Grim news from Daytona, Florida, where the remains of three female college students were found near a local nightclub. What I wouldn't give to be 18 again, like those kids on spring break. I'm going to the Country Club Dance with Glenn. Oh, I like to hook up with random bar guys. 1.2 Meet the Quagmires 1.3 Former Life of Brian 1.4 The Man With Two Brians 1.5 Jerome is the New Black 1.6 Quagmire's Dad 1.7 Tiegs for Two 1.8 12 and a Half Angry Men 1.9 Forget-Me-Not 1.10 Life of Brian 1.11 A Filler in © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Except for that time I rode the mechanical bull at that bar. And, hey, let's just all be grateful that things are completely back to normal again. I'm afraid she's got her father's libido. Dick Cheney, the chairman of Halliburton, shot Supreme Court Justice Scalia in a hunting accident, and the bullet went right through him and killed Karl Rove and Tucker Carlson. I see those ivory lies in sweet Rosita's eyes Gonna leave them both behind When we 'tomaso all night. Oh, you've got to hear this new Eddie Murphy cassette I bought. We've got to stop them. Meet the Quagmires is the sixth episode of season six of Family Guy. Come here, baby. Recording of the song Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine) as sung by Harry Waters Jr. for the made up group, Marvin Berry & The Starlighters. You had your chance with me and you blew it. Looks like she's coming out of Quagmire's house. Ha, ha, ha... Say, I was just getting ready to hit the town. Yeah, I've logged a lot of game hours on Menstrual Ms. Pacman. Lois, I couldn't bear to live without you. Hey, Quagmire, how was your date last night? We've been married for 20 years. You'll eat it later. I came back thinking I was missing something in my life. ), It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One, https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Meet_the_Quagmires?oldid=165415. I'm not doing it again. We've got to get Death to send us back to 1984 again so I can undo what I did. We got to figure out what happened at this point in time. Cleveland, it was amazing. Oh, I like to hook up with random bar guys. I don't care what it takes, Brian, I've got to get Lois back somehow. Brian, Molly Ringwald is in my bed, and she says she's my wife! That's where the fourth hole is, right there. It's a little late for that, don't you think, Peter? What I wouldn't give to be 18 again, like those kids on spring break. And with zero tolerance gun control and a strong, well-funded educational system, there's no street crime. Not you and Quagmire. You're right, Brian. We've got to stop them. Peter: [tearful] Here you go, Lieutenant Shiny Sides. I'm gone for one night, and you sleep with Quagmire?! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Coming up next on ESPN, Women's Professional... Oh, my God, this is... this is Newport Country Club! It originally aired on Fox on May 20, 2007. Who the hell are you?! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready. Well, Rusty, looks like we're gonna eat our way out of another jam. Hey, Quagmire, how was your date last night? No more mulligans. The episode features Peter after he goes back in time, in order to live the single life a little longer, before he meets future wife Lois. Now, at some point during that evening, you did something that changed the course of your history, causing the time line to skew off into an alternate tangent, where you're married to Molly Ringwald, Quagmire's married to Lois, and for some reason, we have a chalk boarding the living room. Peter, the Country Club Dance is where Lois said she fell in love with Quagmire. Tagged Family Guy Addicts The Quest For Stuff, Family Guy Game, Family Guy Tips and Tricks, Me Myself & I, Remeet The Quagmires, Stewie Quagmire Quick Questing & Character Tasks: Meg Quagmire â A Meg Too Low We are gonna raise more hell than Hellraiser. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. You're right, let's go to the dance. Hasn't been made yet. Scott Baio, gay, blah, blah, blah, blah. General References Notes/Trivia Quotes Goofs Meg Griffin has no lines in this episode. Known for their many, many spoofs, Family Guy decided to parody three of Stephen King's classic stories during this episode - Stand By Me, Misery, and The Shawshank Redemption. Never gonna say good-bye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you... Never gonna give Never gonna give Give you up Never gonna give Never gonna give Give you up Never gonna give... And I'm touched that you went through so much trouble just to be with me. Lois! 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