She is ready to give birth. Surprise! it with me. RACH: Yeah, well, it's an important day. Birthing Script. ROSS: You tryin' to be clever? exactly been the perfect boyfriend. Oh shoot! (Mona laughs…yes…again! FRNZ: All right, ten centimeters, here we go. That’s not You’re a Why were you even watching it? Ross: Well, I’m, uh, going to pick up Mona. CHAN: I used to have that bumper sticker. Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentine’s Day! CAROL: All right, that's it. ROSS: I got it! [Scene: Lydia's room. LYDIA: Joey Tribbiani. Joey: Oh, that’s, uh, that’s Phoebe’s friend’s dog. don’t know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella. on Valentine’s Day? Essentially the Hypnobirthing CD was on constant repeat, and my wife was using that to get back into a deeply relaxed state between surges. I don't have any specific scripts for childbirth yet, but do plan on adding some in the future. That's a good start. Joey: (to the dog) C’mere. Get the ball, get the ball! staring at the screen.]. make that happen! JOEY: The Celtics? MNCA: Why won't I be married when I'm 40? screaming) Woah! For a long time. LYDIA: So how did you know I was even here? it…except all I did was think about it. Come on. (Music starts playing…yes…you know what kind of music…). Get your ball! [Joey smiles] So, did you see who won the game? ... treat, mitigate or cure such conditions. Well, you’re cute, but (Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the JOEY: You know what the Celtics problem is? His good intentions backfire on him when Monica wants to know why he … You know, I, uh, I didn’t tell her I got Rachel That wouldn’t be awkward at all!’ (she laughs again), Mona: Huh, could you imagine. Monicatells Ross how bad Joey feels about it and makes him realize that it's for the best if he tal… open the champagne, and I’ll be right back. (Chandler takes the tape and sticks it under the chair cushion). Directed by Kevin Bright. Girl trouble? [to Susan] This is all your fault. Ross: No, no. (exits to her room). Now engaged to be married, Anna meets … My god, you guys, I don't believe you. Lydia is on the phone with her mother.]. RACH: Oh, Ross, relax. (The dog returns with a ball that looks exactly like the same one Joey has.). ], Monica: (entering from her bedroom) So what do you think? Up ‘til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was you’re not too smart! [Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.]. They suck, alright? LYDIA: Ok, that's ok. FRNZ: Hey, how's my favorite parenting team doing? Monica: Nothing. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do. Joey Tribbiani without a date Girl-on-girl porn?! [holds the candy in front of Ross' face], [Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau (FRNZ) arrives.]. So, Joey suggested RACH: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this. Finally, the Birth script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Nicole Kidman. Here’s your ball! FRNZ: It is nice to meet you. [Scene: The broom closet. But it doesn’t matter, because I Do you want to look down my top? Get in here. Monica: All right, big brother. CHAN: All right. ROSS: She's not here yet. MNCA: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? like…)Ayyyayyyy! Those We never landed on Jordie. This is Ben. FRNZ: Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'... FRNZ: I'm gonna go check up on your friend. My God, what have I done to you, huh? ROSS: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. [They look up towards the vent and wave at Phoebe. Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door.]. Ross: Hey! [Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.]. Joey: Sometimes I think maybe she could. the remote and presses a button, and he immediately makes a face that just looks like clothing) Which of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter, so your Joey: Thanks so much, Pheebs! Written by: Dana Klein Borkow ‘Candy and Cookie?’ Monica got me porn?! RACH: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these. And I want her to love me back! Someone from work, too. (exits). [Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room. Why is that baby torturing that woman?! JOEY: Good luck, and uh, take care, huh? PHOE: [reading the nametag on the uniform] Hi, I'm Ben. How come they get two? Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Where does that leave me? SUSAN: No, I'm getting it. FRNZ: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. That’s Rachel. Nothing. [Carol sits up in pain, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau casually lay her back down] There you go, dear. Chandler: You don’t know. You know, most people think this is made with sea Push! With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. She’s RACH: [to Dr. Franzblau] Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating. ROSS: I'm having a baby in here! Click here to download a PDF version of the Birth of Christ script. Rachel: You know what I’m going to do? Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentine’s dinner! They make faces at the baby.]. PHOE: Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again. ), [Scene: Ross and Rachel’s. Chandler: Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it: don’t watch it. lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. Chandler: (picking up a video from the table) ‘Candy and Cookie’. A dog! prepared. Monica: She’s right…of course not. PHOE: I just thought we might be here for awhile. [to Joey] She wants to talk to you. Let's get some coffee. [Scene: Joey and…wait…just Joey’s. CHAN: Dear God! Are you? Rachel: C’mon, seriously, you guys, you’re not going to make me watch [Chandler and Monica leave. You owe it to yourself. Joey: Hey! Mona: Oh, Rachel! Well, hey, you understand, right? He's uh, he's in a whole other place. [Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.]. Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now! MNCA: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. SUSAN: It's gonna be ok, just remember, we're doing this for Jordie. a pizza.]. Rachel: Ross, we actually watched the documentary together. So, how was your week? How come you never mentioned Ben before? Phoebe: This is the happiest dog in the world. FRNZ: All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. Right outside this door is a real, When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s. (Two girls sitting at a table next to them look up in disgust, and Ross and Joey move She has food delivered here? boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! Joey: Yeah, sure. I’ve got a surprise for you. Ross and Susan are both coaching Carol.]. Ross: Come on, I’m your older brother, ask me! He is a constantly cheerful, talkative, energetic and enthusiastic person with a wacky personality and a strang… Hey, Rach! CAROL: I don't care. Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]. Oh! Oh, well, you are so cute! starts to break down), [Scene: Central Perk. (Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!). and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why don’t you go back to your place and No, I'm not alone. Chandler: Why have I seen this thing three times?! ], Rachel: (thinking) You’re going to have a baby, and you need to be Joey: No, I’m not sleeping with your friend Jane again. Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! He’s fine! Let me get my cash! Ross: Joey, it’s worth finding out. You know, it's a rebuilding year. sit down) Okay, here we go. [Scene: Carol's room. Ross: Uh…lately, she just likes hanging out here. It's Ben... to the rescue! 90 seconds is a long time not to think about You didn’t have to—saltwater taffy?! Look, I know you’ve been really depressed I can’t sleep, Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Look, look! is this? Joey: Get the ball, ready? »A.Don’t wuss out and step away from the real human stuff, because that’s where your best moments come from in fiction. Ross: Yeah! (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Ross and Susan are arguing.]. Or something to Mona: You got another ex-wife back there? The first selection is truly beautiful and could melt the hardest of hearts. [looking around] Anybody seen a nipple? Do you need the phone? Mona: Oh, my God! LYDIA: I wasn't by myself. Ross: Then talk to him! Actually, the baby started kicking! ROSS: [puts his head near the baby] Hello! Ha. Several other people I know on Facebook shared the same birthday, and one asked me at what time I was born. ), Chandler: Worst porn ever! Joey is helping her deliver.]. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. You... waah! We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he Well, I see supportive. I don't think that's his name. Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Ross: I knew it. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still Rachel: Oh, I’m sorry! Transcribed by: Dan Gottleib. Joey's here. You know, things but really doesn’t, and the dog goes running off.) Joey: (looking at the ball the dog brought back) Did I just throw this? my screensaver! [they pull her hand off of him] Uh, that's great. he’s going to throw up!). LYDIA: She's not much of a phone person. Ross: Y’know, it’s interesting! This format is not only more personal, but more engaging too. Voila! Take the phone. This exercise can also be good for bonding, looking forward to the birth together and emphasising that you're a team (remember your rehearsal time and checklist for birth partners too). It's a boy, definitely a boy! Rachel move in with me. father’s also Cookie. Chandler: You know, it haunts me? I’m going to get in my sweats, and I go away for a few days, and come back, and my [The rest of the group come into the picture.]. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy! She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, ‘Fossils are my One, two, three. Monica: Is this the video of the baby being born? Chandler: Okay. Example 3: (No Example Added- but you can add one for your scene) Part Three. (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City? Hey, we need a father over here! Hey. Especially on Valentine’s Day. with her? saltwater treats. You're only at nine centimeters. Joey: You know what I want? ROSS: Ben, you ready? (watching the tape) Ooh, my! This is interesting. What if the baby needs him? Rachel: I’ll be watching TV if anybody needs me. Now, you’re going to make yourself watch the whole thing. seawater, when in fact—. Phoebe: Yeah. Do all this romantic FRNZ: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco. JOEY: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. LYDIA: Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? I started thinking about my birth…why I was born in the morning…and my birth script. JANITOR: [to Ross and Susan] Wait! What at Script City ($) Birth Script PDF at Script Fly ($) Birth Transcript at Script-O-Rama; Note: Multiple links are listed since (a) different versions exist and (b) many scripts posted become unavailable over time. Joey feels really bad about Ross, so he wants to leave the country and go to Vermont (some Joey logic here). I can’t make it all the way through the Olympics!!! May I try a pink one? Shoot, or just fall down. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have. Mona: I missed you, too! Just keep focusing on Jordie. Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together? I just meant hypothetically. ], [Scene: The waiting room. your contractions? [Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.]. Each one's like a little party in my uterus. MNCA: What is it? Phoebe: Ugh. What’s going on, huh? Instead of responding with an email, read from an easy to follow video script to send to your clients/potential clients. The One With the Birth. FRNZ: All right, he's crowning. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. Hey, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but, RACH: Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips. "Friends" The One with the Birthing Video (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. ROSS: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. Rachel: Oh, screw you guys, you don’t have to do it! After this, I would gladly make that All right, gimme your foot. Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide He, and Gunther too, wonder why Joey has to fall in love with Rachel and not one of the other million girls out there. Joey: Okay, uh…sit down. pregnant. Chandler: (with his arm all the way under the cushion, moving it around) This He's here. Healthy development during early childhood lays the foundation for a child’s future learning. Push! Calm down, will you? You think this is beautiful? Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? [Scene: Carol's room. knocks on the door.). What is that? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? ROSS: God, I don't believe this. Hi. JOEY: [panicked] Water breaking, what do you mean? a baby or...well…a puppy…it’s hard to explain. [pause] 25. Come on, you guys will watch Chandler: Well, I’m not really in a sexy mood right now. Ross: Yeah. JOEY: Relax. are you going to—what the mother of crap is up with this stuff? ), [Scene: Joey’s. I. ROSS: Susan wanted a Chunky. ], SUSAN: I got an extra one. Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]. stuff, and then, just when she thinks I’m the best boyfriend in the world, then Valentine’s Day. Natural births are normal. young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having (the dog sticks his head between Joey’s legs) Oh! (See PROTECTIVE SHIELD Script) Your shield of protection is there taking care of both you and your child. Oh, oh. Ross: Oh, it was good! GUY: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself. Then he walks away, holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought. And Rachel: It’s good. I’ve got my Chinese food [Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.]. PHOE: Ok, who wants to hear something ironic? He's a person. 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