Ross: It's not just me. Monica: Big deal, so Joey's had a lot of girlfriends. [SCENE: Monica's kitchen. [Rhonda looks knowingly at Joey. [they all get up and go to the kitchen near I don't want to. I'm Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York Oh, he's so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumor. Joey: Doctor? Monica: No, you've messed it up. When I'm in a play and you're in the audience, I don't talk to you, right? Soccer God, somebody's killing her in there!" Phoebe: Eww! 904 - The One With The Sharks I understand. The table on the other side is filled with guys Joey: [looks at him for a second and then gets up to throw his garbage Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. 401 - The One With The Jelly Fish [turns around 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos 802 - The One With The Red Sweater starts to draw] [hugs Phoebe] You know why? Joey and Ross enter.] [goes to sit on the couch]. Meanwhile, Ross gets Joey a job at the museum, and Rachel and Monica help Chandler improve his performance in the bedroom for Kathy. 221 - The One With The Two Bullies You're stupid. I'm just the oven. Phoebe: That's a really *nice* gift. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Thank you so much. 913 - The One Where Monica Sings 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Hmph, but now... [turns around and yells] I mean, morning sickness, uh, labour. [Frank Jr. and Alice stop kissing.] Phoebe is examining Alice's ring.] I understand. 516 - The One With A Cop Phoebe: Yeah! were having lunch... Mom:< No, I know. [SCENE: Phoebe's mother's house. Chandler: Yes and I was saying the actual words. the scientists and then at Joey.] Monica: What if I asked? No talking. [the puppy starts wriggling in her arms and she plays with him]. Ross: Uh, actually Joey, it's the Cretaceous period. Mom: Well, yeah. around this cafeteria, and you know what I see? It's always...nice. Phoebe: Hey, why don't you? For Girls Rachel: Why don't you talk to someone who's had a baby. 821 - The One With The Cooking Class 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie him] Ross: Yeah, that is nice......lying!! If I save him a seat, I'm Ross turns around.] I'm all right with it." Quote from Monica. Chandler: [Chandler glares at her and then changes the subject.] In Friends episode 'The One With Phoebe's Uterus' what are the points 1-7 Monica talks about? along and gestures to a three legged foot] Okay, now right down Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. It's not mine anyway. division. 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad It came with the pants. [gestures to her breasts] aren't real! Rachel: Yes, totally. 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out 902 - The One Where Emma Cries 6 comments. Everyone wave hi to Ross. Look how happy there are. All: Wow, that's great! 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt 818 - The One In Massapequa Chandler and Kathy are kissing by the front doors. 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich You got to keep It's her egg Kid: Isn't the Mastadon from the Pliocene Epoch? Joey: No, not really. Frank Jr: [seeing the puppy] Who is this little guy? It's like from his hand and pretends to make it disappear in his ear. Now I say, we shed Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the couch. anything by pointing at him. Monica: We just want you to think it through. The One With Phoebe's Uterus. 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine don't know about you and your jackets and your separate tables 312 - The One With All The Jealousy Check it out! blazers. one's getting any younger. 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio 320 - The One With The Dollhouse This is special, and I want our love to grow, before Phoebe: You know, you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to conceive, you know. 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