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I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. So if you're down to put our own spin on this momentous historical event I can swing by Toys"R"Us on the way over. 2 min ago, Haskell | Added I have a big job in a huge company, a beautiful wife, two kids, and a nice car. You arms are way too long. Patience is a virtue of the great and few possess it. Its origin is quite simple and intuitive: An English portmanteau of “copy” & “paste”, the term “copypasta” is believed to have been coined by … No they didnt, they had to hunt for their food. while Rey is an acronym for "Renault, Eniak-Antique, Yamaha!". Your eyes are too far apart. What do you think? Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought. ... hence the massive worldwide circulation of this imaginary truck. twitter.com/301_AD/status/1311659206592741378, > Armenian artillery engaging azerbaijani targets, > Video depicts the explosion of several Azerbaijani assets and the gunning down of retreating Azerbaijan troops, > Undisclosed armenian counterattack, enourmous amount of bodies seen on video, > Azerbaijani troops seen running away from the outskirts of Mataghis, > Sitrep from the front, armenian soldiers seen relaxing and speaking, > Two Azerbaijani trucks are destroyed by ATGM, > Azeri retreat turned into a massacre by artillery, > Artillery strike killing azeri soldiers. You look like a horse. Awesome pics. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. well I woke up at exactly 6:00. Tight. 7 min ago, Java | It only works if you look hot. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. We're just wasting both our time acting like we are enjoying this. Russian copypasta. 5. share. Show us what you got man. one has a completely missing face to the bone. Kind of reminds me of lurch. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes, smell you later!" The new Emergency Collection from Lego City! She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. report. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. I don't know what you want. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. 2 min ago, Haskell | And save your city! a guest . Well, "strong views" only hints at the depth of his convictions and the adamancy of his presentation. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me ****ing tell you, it'll already be too ****ing late to back down at that point. Instant everything. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. Instant medical service, diagnosis, and an instant cure. 362 comments. -----END OF COPYPASTA, VIDEOS BELOW----- IF A DESCRIPTION OF A VIDEO IS MADE THEN THE LINK BELOW THE DISCRIPTION IS THE RELEVANT ONE ... > 1 IFV with a man on top and 2 Missle artillery trucks get droned youtu.be/zpZiUGfD1g8 >AT emplacements get droned youtu.be/X0gNRIKCGZU I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. No offense bro but you are the ugliest mother****er I have ever seen. Ok enough with this small talk. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. And rush out the garage! By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer. I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. Either that or you got baptised with scolding hot coffee. Mostly civilian casualties; ongoing, > US Embassy stating travel to azerbaijan is not advised due to possibility of terrorism, >kim kardeÅ from azerbajanny retweeted this QRD. Peter Marsh, from East Oxfordshire, was left fuming when rival cook Jane was voted the host of the week in the Channel 4 contest, and he finished last. no longer counted), 4919KIA, C# | I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. Now, mother****er, you sure you want to go through with that punch? Ivan Chesnokov appears to be a Russian poster on various firearms forums, most prominently 4chan /k/.Ivan is justifiably quite proud of Russian history and has strong views about firearms, especially about not modifying military surplus firearms. Artsakh MoD: youtube.com/channel/UCGXQ_rvQRyug7VvoFtZd_1g, Armenian MoD: youtube.com/channel/UCH5dvlXECL-WSLwWsXl4_eg/videos, Azeri MoD: youtube.com/channel/UCp9m21a2rI1_0DItLvHcuCw, _________________________________________, > Azerbaijani Missle artillery firing at NK positions, > 1 IFV with a man on top and 2 Missle artillery trucks get droned, > Armenian munitions truck and soldiers get droned, > armenian missle trucks struck by drones, > video with drone strikes of 3 apparent vehicles, > video depicts drone strikes of Armenian assets in nightvision, twitter.com/Natsecjeff/status/1311960236115230721, > video depicts drone strike of 3 tanks and an army tent, > Armenian soldiers depicted getting droned by Azerbaijan, > Armenian RPG waits and abushes a azerbaijani tank, > Azmod releases behind the scenes footage of the azerbaijani front, > Video from the Azerbaijani Ministry of Defense from Mataghis/Sugovushan village in Karabakh, >frontline footage armenian perspective while shelled, twitter.com/ShStepanyan/status/1310483306048348160, >Armenians release footage of the destruction of azerbaijani vehicles, twitter.com/ShStepanyan/status/1311698448496852993?s=20, >Video depicts the moment just before a azerjanny suicidedrone impacts a tourbus, > Video contains a report in which Azerbaijani radio chatter is disseminated, in the middle of the video. I actually just threw up in my mouth. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me? This only happens every 823 years. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend. bring it on you ***got. I can't hold it in any longer. We want everything and we want it now. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. No, I don't like you. Make it a headshot. > Video of captive Azerbaijani's being told to call Ilham Aliyev a bitch in russian. I got in my 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. 48 min ago, C++ | Nobody lights a fire these days. Instant banking. 51 min ago, Lua | nsfw. Race to the rescue! Its terrible. Copypasta. > Footage released by Azerbaijani army of equipment and ammunition seized during clashes in Karabakh, > Azerbaijani corpses seen in preperation for burial by armenian soldiers (i think), > Dead Azerbaijani's seen in a short clip, > Before and after footage of syrian jihadists under the azerbaijani flag picknicking in front of a camera followed by their bodies, > Armenian footage of dead azerbaijani soldiers, High quality footage, > Artsakh & Armenian reservists off to the front, twitter.com/BabakTaghvaee1/status/1310518686269296641, > Armenian president has a tough interview, twitter.com/AHajizade/status/1294211077497139201, > truck filled with dead azerbaijani soldiers, > armenians attacked 1 armored vehicle and confiscated 3, > Video with the title"THE FIRST VIEWS FROM OUR OCCUPIED LAND ON AZTV", > Azerbaijani soldiers relaxing on a misty mountain, > Alleged Armenian BMP with dead crew on video by a passerby, twitter.com/COIN_TR1/status/1311676200176287749, > loads of azeri corpses in a ditch, posted by NK, > Armenian forces take over a azerbaijani position, shows aftermath with corpses, > Grainy video of Armenian soldiers walking past Azerbaijani bodies, > Armenian soldier corpse seen chained to a building, context unclear, > Azerbaijani corpses alleged to be killed by artillery fire, > Aftermath of an Armenian ambush, tanks captured, > Ethnic turkic people in iran trying to start trouble, > Armenian camera crew footage from the front (armenian untranslated), > Highway camera picks up the moment a Azerbaijani missle hits the Hakari bridge near Berdzor, Goris - Stepanakert, > Showcase of the remnants of a missle strike in stepanakert, asbarez.com/197336/azerbaijan-bombs-stepanakert/, > Syrian Jihadists in Azerbaijani uniforms seen relaxing, Armenia mentioned in arabic speech, > Damage to buildings by the Shelling (missles) of Ganja, > TFSA corpses arriving in syria from azerbaijan, > Azerbaijani soldiers filming the remainder of an armenian outpost, twitter.com/wwwmodgovaz/status/1313522877694709760, > Azerbaijani soldiers seen filming around destroyed vehicles with armenian plates, > AzMOD releases a video depicting a lineup of captured armenian vehicles, > Armenian soldier get's birthday cake from comrades, > CCTV Footage of a missile hitting Ganja, > Russian singer playing a song for frontline troops in artsakh, > ArmeniaMOD press team inside Hadrut filming after claims of capture by azerbaijan, > Sasha Kots, Independent Russian journalist filming from Hadrut, no Azerbaijanis present, > Declassified recording of conversation between syrian Jihadists showcasing life under azerbaijani command (2 videoparts). Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. When I was young, I had hopes and dreams. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. All good things comes to those who wait when it comes down to exercising patience. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. Look thick. If you can't ****ing put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. That's not how I view happiness. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. Its just terrible. The Melee Copypasta Collective #1 March 16, 2016 Griffin 4 Uncategorized , Literally an article dedicated to copypastas that have been modified to belong in Melee Twitch streams. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. And i am a chef so dont tell me how to eat healthy I think I know. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Do you think caveman had access to steroids? Speaking of knees, my mother, for example, is one of those people. Start the new rescue helicopter. I started off by declothing you in my mind, then we proceeded to kissing slowly moving down to each other's private areas. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata. Just my thought. save. In 1969, Koranteng founded Tshurak, which became the world's largest penis enlargement company. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . Instant information. There are 5 weekends this month. It takes just too long to heat up a meal. A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! When I got out the car, I flexed. 51 min ago, Lua | As for your hair, lol. Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. Forward this to 15 friends for good luck. You arms are way too long. 4,519 ... Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 9 and a half inches. RAID: Shadow Legends™ is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. 7 min ago, Java | I didn't need to shower, ... She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. The song’s humorous lyrics gained popularity in 2018 and 2019 as a form of shitposting on Tumblr. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). 2. I asked you where you wanted it and you said," Blow in my belly button, trudge through it with the army men and act out the D-day invasion." You look like a 3/10 in this photo. > According to people in Odessa, Aliyev is recruiting fighters from "Praviy Sector" and "Azov" groups, > Armenia claims to have struck a major fuel depot in Azerbaijan and said the footage will be released soon, > Armenia claim that Azery army was repelled last night during an attempted attack, leaving 60 azeris dead as well as 40 units of tech destroyed, > Leader of NK calls for a creation of anti-terrorist coalition, > Armenia may make concessions over Karabakh if Azerbaijan is ready to do the same: TASS, > 11 hours into ceasefire, Azerbaijanis started shelling Stepanakert, Shushi and Martuni - just as civilians started to leave their shelters. ~NKMOD, > Azeris raise flag in Jebrayil centre https://t.me/apa_az/41809, > Armenians wrecked an Azeri convoy in broad daylight. I hope you don't have a job that requires two ****ing hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. 1 hour ago, C++ | The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all.
Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. This is where it got a little weird. I need the bullet to travel the shortest possible distance through my brain before it hits my hippocampus. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. xoxo. Two swords with steel blades in an X shape, as crossed for combat between two knights or warriors. Let me tell you something you already know: Facebook isn't all sunshine and rainbows. You know what, it's probably more like the number two … What is your GOAT Copypasta One that brought you the most lols? I'll tell you. I left her in the car and went inside, to type this to you lowlife. Shoot me in the temple, aiming slightly downwards. Posted by 4 days ago. Instant travel. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible. My mother for instance is one of those people. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. 19.8k. NOTE: NO LONGER TRUSTWORTHY AT ALL, USE LINK ABOVE INSTEAD. (english sub), > Video depicts a residential area in Stepanakert being hit with clustermunitions, > Video of an azerbaijani T-72 getting hit by ATGM. Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? lol at how they hang by your sides. Great size. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. Transcripted by YouTube user "atom" Gino's Undertale Review 17.3k. ... She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. I think you're a phaggot. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. Nose is definitely crooked. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. https://www.facebook.com/rickroll548Reddit AMA: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/mx53y/i_am_youtube_user_cotter548_aka_the_inventor_of/As long … Load the … Two trucks having sex gets me horny everytime I hear it. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade. The new fire collection from LEGO city. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. twitter.com/Archer83Able/status/1310624663391948803, twitter.com/Archer83Able/status/1310483317284835329, twitter.com/BabakTaghvaee1/status/1310513606837100544, twitter.com/Kyruer/status/1310554607786098688, > Armenians under small arms fire and gopro wearer gets killed shouting "we are abandoned", > Suicide drone in action VS armenian armor, > Azerbaijan TOS-1A firing too close to azerbaijani villages, turning them into human shields, twitter.com/ShStepanyan/status/1310972854356279297, > Turkish TV shows the downing of an armenian SU-25, pilot captured alive offcamera, twitter.com/301_ad/status/1311272357428973569?s=21, > unknown source, Azerbaijanni troops seen abandoning positions and mass retreating after armenian counterattack, twitter.com/InfoWarriorNews/status/1311314555100901376, > Azerbadijani video shows armenian corpses on a video, > Frontline footage from azerbaijani perspective, > S-300 in combat shooting down two missles headed towards yerevan, > Footage published by turkish sources claiming an Armenian drone was shot down, looks like a AN-2, possible mistaken identity and Azerbaijani Blue on Blue (friendly-fire), > Syrian Jihadist on camera filming himself and wounded comrade, praying to survive Armenian shelling, > Azerbaijani bombs hit stepanakert, civilian perspective, >Some outpost got hit and a plane shot down, twitter.com/Archer83Able/status/1310623342945275904, twitter.com/Exirt/status/1310324019640643585, > Azerbaijan soldier corpses filmed close up, not censored, > Armenian bus that got hit, filmed aftermath, > Armenian soldiers burn azerbaijani flag next to a pile of corpses, not censored. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. Have a nice day. 16 min ago, Lua | I had this dream until I was 33, when I finnally wwnt trough with the medical operation to … It takes just too much patience. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. If I’m … If You’re Armed and at the Glenmont Metro, Please Shoot Me Read More » I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. I'm hungry now, not 40 minutes from now. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. > "ARMENIAN TROOPS AND VOLUNTEER FIGHTERS PLANTING THE ARMENIAN FLAG ON A POSITION THEY TOOK FROM AZERBAIJAN". 2. 20 min ago, Bash | She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Just my thought. 1 hour ago, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. Two of those big huge 18-wheelers were involved in a collision at very high speeds; one tail-ended the other one really really hard, so hard that the two trucks were basically fused together. Hey shawty. Something ****ing tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. What do you think. C# | But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. 2. It all started when i was 12 and I wanted to be a monster truck when I was older i would go vroom vroom or boom boom or BEEP BEEP BEEP and bite anyone who said i wasnt a moster truk. You look like a horse. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Generally depicted as straight, double-edged blades with brown or black, cross-shaped hilts, points directed up. 1 hour ago, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. Hey! When I first heard it I was a small child around the ages of 5 or 6, and was confused on why I got hard, not understanding what was happening I put it out of mind and forgot about the ordeal. TWO TRUCKSHAVING SEXTWO TRUCKSHAVING SEXMY MUSCLESMY MUSCLESINVOLUNTARILY FLEXTWO PICKUP TRUCKSMAKING ... More posts from the copypasta community. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. And when your dumbass daddy comes over, trying to get it back, 43 trucks fall out of the sky, and land EXACTLY where he's standing, killing him instantly. > Azerbaijani Corpses seen in preparation for burial. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. However, copypasta is organically spread — it is a human-generated type of message, regardless of whether people think of it as spam. GROTESQUE is stretching it. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. As for your hair, lol. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. I need no alarm clock. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. Seriously, do something. -------------------Caucasus War General /CWG/ COPYPASTA ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------, > Armenians upload video evidence executing POWs, > Azerbaijan alleged to violate iran's border integrity due south of the conflict twitter.com/ArmeniaMODTeam/status/1313460869737611264, > Azmod claims to have "liberated" undisclosed positions, videos to be released twitter.com/wwwmodgovaz/status/1313513714264551429, > Russia has initiated a new campaign to combat international terrorism, involvement in the NK war under the guise of counterterrorism. ⚔️ Crossed Swords Emoji Meaning. Instant gains, instant messages, email, fax, internet. [Copypasta] A man has fallen into depression in Lego city. I don't know who you are. 19.8k. She took the dog. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. Everybody demands instant gratification. Thanks for the motivation. Shit's disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something. Azerbaijan losses according to Yerevan as of 12-10-2020: (~2.700 WIA?? Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. A PC? you feel like punching me in the face? This is where you will go wrong. Seriously, do something. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. 20 min ago, Bash |
Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Anyways, guess you're still playing video games - AS USUAL. We all did. hide. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You were getting pretty heated at this point I don't know if you were thinking straight but you told me to hog tie you to the bed and punish you and you also said to grab the army men out of the game closet, needless to say I obliged. You just get used to the body God has giving you so why chang it overnioght? Meme Status Submission Type: Copypasta Year 2017 Origin 4chan Tags uwu, copypasta, sperm-sama, cringe About. Just sating. Found on the cyberpunk 2077 subreddit. Penis-kun refers to a copypasta about why penises are adorable, written in baby-talk-like speech, using words like uwu and cutesy Donger emoticons.The phrase copypasta has been read and performed several times in videos, and is generally considered cringeworthy by readers and … It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles, and hundreds of never before seen champions to collect and customize. Solid. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. It only works if you look hot. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Lol at u, this is the problem with the 21st century. 16 min ago, Lua | Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. Be honored. Have a nice day. Instant family. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Right or wrong, good or bad, we want it now. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to move with your Auntie and Uncle. GROTESQUE is stretching it. The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. You think I like being over weight its from being deppresed as a child i wont always be overweight its some thing that takes time to make a commplet 360. im 6'8 tall, and have the body build to be a bodybuilder. I thought I'd drop you a line and some words of encouragement. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. Oh well I am not one of those people. Just pop the food in and whrrr –BEEP- out it comes, nicely warmed for immediate consumption. Mar 20th, 2012. 18. Who is Ivan Chesnokov? Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. You might decide "well ****, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a ****ing punch". PASTEBIN WITH ALL NOTEABLE VIDEOLINKS, COPYPASTA BAKE AND KILLCOUNT: -------------------END OF COPYPASTA, VIDEOS BELOW-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------.